Heeeeeerrrrre’s Johnny!!  Jack is no dummy.  Jack knows all work and no play makes you a dull boy.  Don’t be a dull boy.  Come play with us.

This entrant for LAH is an obvious choice. Some consider him to be the king of the action movies. But, how will Ah-nuld fare in the game?

Get in the choppa and join us for FFOL Last Action Heroes and a slew of other great games.

This entrant…you may have heard of. But, whatever you have heard, Snake is alive and well. Most importantly, he’s ready for Last Action Heroes.

Maybe you can “Escape” and make it out to Wiley Wargame Weekend. He will be waiting.

Straight outta Detroit!  Entrant #4 is Murphy aka Robocop heading to Last Action Heroes. 

What are your Prime Directives? 

Have a great time wargaming at Wiley Wargame Weekend. Thank you for your cooperation, good night.

Here comes the Bride!

This dicey entrant has come straight from mowing through the Crazy 88’s. Now she is ready to bring her vengeance to Last Action Heroes at Wiley Wargame Weekend. If you join us, maybe she will let you keep your wicked life.

I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? Well allow me to continue…

Now we have our next entrant. Remember, The path of the righteous wargamer is beset on all sides of the die. You know what they call Last Action Heroes in Paris? They call it a Battle Royale.

See you soon.

This December…one miniature will rise above and roll his DICE HARD!

We have the great John McClane as an entrant in Last Action Heroes. If you can make it to Wiley Wargame Weekend, it would be like an early Christmas present to yourself. Play LAH and other great games.

Get yourself a ticket, pal! But don’t forget your shoes. YIPPEE-KI-YAY…

Be still, my dogs of war…

You don’t need another hero…but from the wastelands comes our next entrant. The reluctant warrior arrives in Last Action Heroes.

So what do you say? Fill up the tank, leave the feral kid behind and head to Wiley Wargame Weekend. Or just walk away.

Lord Humungus demands it!

“In 2016, a crack wargamer was sent to gamey-gamerson prison by a military wargaming court for a tabletop crime he didn’t commit. He then promptly escaped from a maximum wargaming stockade to the indie wargaming underground. Today, still wanted by the gamey rules-lawyer wargamers, he survived as an author of great indie wargaming rules. If you have wargaming miniatures, If no one else can help and if you can find him. Maybe you can play, at Wiley Wargame Weekend.”

Feeble humans…err…um…lovely human wargamers!…Our next entrant for Last Action Heroes has come to play at Wiley Wargame Weekend and chew bubblegum. And he’s all out of bubblegum.

He did bring his own dice. Will you?

Things flipped a bit upside down for our 11th entrant

Who is…well, Eleven!

(See what I did there?!)
Expect the unexpected…

This entrant is a hands down, no-brainer. There would be no way that we couldn’t include him. I mean, cmon. Right?

Bruce Lee. The legend and icon. Or as he is know in in Enter the Dragon, just Lee.

The Last Action Heroes battle will be magnificent. The action, extraordinary. And we ask you to join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend.
Enter the Dice Rolls!

You are all doomed! Doomed!
The locals call it Camp Blood. Did you know about the boy? The boy who never played Fistful of Lead? His name was Jason. Some say he is still there…waiting for innocent wargamers…

Stay away from that place!

It’s not Friday, but it’s time for our 13th entrant. Straight from Crystal Lake comes the horror icon, Jason Vorhees. Will he be the unstoppable monster in Last Action Heroes? Join us for Wiley Wargame Weekend and find out.

…Ki Ki Ki…Ma Ma Ma…

Entrant #14 has battled his fair share of scumbags in a zombie infested world. But how will ol’ Daryl fair in Last Action Heroes?

I’m sure he will survive. He always survives. Right?

Come join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend.  95% zombie free.  It may not smell like it.  But it will be.

Chuck Norris needs no introduction. Chuck Norris doesn’t roll dice. He stares them down until he gets the die roll he wants.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is waiting for you to join him at Wiley Wargame Weekend.

Do not disappoint Chuck Norris.

Alright ya filthy animals. Have you had enough? Or are you thirsty for more?

This entrant into Last Action Heroes is one dangerous dude. At least if you are a member of the Wet Bandits.

Well, I did say to expect the unexpected. Join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend.

Don’t be stuck Home Alone.

Up next…we head back to the Wastelands.

We’ve already met Max. Now we revisit the wastelands for our next entrant.

Straight from Fury Road and into Last Action Heroes comes the war captain, Furiosa. She is ready for Wiley Wargame Weekend. Are you?

You don’t even need to spray paint your teeth chrome to join us.

To the gates of Valhalla! Or to Wiley HQ at least.

Entrant #18 into Last Action Heroes is your worst nightmare.

Let’s give a big, warm, Fistful of Lead welcome to John Rambo! Sure he’s been in a ton of movies and destroyed everything in his path. But is he ready for Wiley Wargame Weekend?

You damn right he is. Are you?

Next up…In space, no one can hear you scream.

The Weyland-Yutani corporation is please to announce their ambassador and entrant into the Last Action Heroes competition.

You will find our android most hospitable and inviting. Rest easy as he will safely evaluate…tic…collating…tic…

I can’t lie to you about your chances at Wiley Wargame Weekend, but… you have my sympathies…tic…

Entrant #21 is usually our first line of defense, protecting the earth from the scum of the universe.

Now, he sets his sights on Fistful of Lead. There’s only one way to win Last Action Heroes, baby, and that’s through Agent J.
Head to Wiley Wargame Weekend, and see what you got. Because J makes this look good.

Wargaming, The final frontier.

These are the voyages of Wiley Games.

Its wargaming mission:
To explore strange new tabletops,
To seek out new players and new dice trays,
To boldly roll what no wargamer has rolled before.

Our next entrant…a logical choice…

Entrant 23 has been sent from the future to enter Last Action Heroes.

He will need your boots, clothes, and your 12 sided dice. Come with him if you want to play at Wiley Wargame Weekend.

The machines will win.

Nothing says Thanksgiving like the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis! Thanksgiving Day’s entrant to Last Action Heroes is here to carve up your turkey and that witch in the cellar.

It’s not too late to grab a ticket for Wiley Wargame Weekend. Get it now. It will be…groovy.

Say it with me…Klaatu…Barada…Nikto!

Welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? It’s just the next entrant for Last Action Heroes my brothers. He is here for a bit of the ol’ Ultra-Violence at Wiley Wargame Weekend. Shake the dust from your gulliver and join the droogs for a play.

You’ll be singing in the rain.

Recording starts}…I’m going to hide this wargame when I’m finished. If none of us make it, at least there’ll be some kind of record. The storm’s been hitting us hard now…48 hours…

One other thing…I think it activates on a joker card. Windows found some shredded playing cards. They could be anybody’s… nobody trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired… there’s nothing more I can do, just wait till I get to Wiley Wargame Weekend for Last Action Heroes …signing off…R.J.…

The last survivor of the Nostromo is Entrant 27 for Last Action Heroes.

I know a lot of you have been waiting on this one. So now what are you waiting for? We are in the home stretch. Get your butts out of hyper sleep, buy a ticket and join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend.

Your chest will be bursting with excitement!

First rule of Fight Club…You do not talk about Fight Club…

First rule of Wiley Wargame Weekend…tell EVERYONE about Last Action Heroes!

Second rule…buy a ticket and join us. Wash with soap.

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he roll a 12 sided or only a ten?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is Dirty Harry, with the most powerful re-roll in the world and a +1 on the wound roll, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

Go ahead, Join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend for Last Action Heroes. It will make our day.

{scraping sounds}

1…2…Freddy is coming to Last Action Heroes.
Our next entrant is the Dream Master himself, Freddy Krueger.
Don’t fall asleep on this, kids!
Come and join us at Wiley Wargame Weekend. It will be a dream come true.
Or maybe…a nightmare depending on your die rolls.

Mmwwahhahaha!
Just DON’T FALL ASLEEP.…

Well kids…we are nearing the end of the road with entrants for Last Action Heroes. But before we go, we have just a couple more.

The “Muscles from Brussels” is today’s entrant.
JCVD is headed to Wiley Wargame Weekend.

Get your ticket now. You will round-house kick yourself if you miss it.

True Fact: Jaye Wiley’s mom is a massive JCVD fan. True.

Well here we are. The 32nd and final entrant for Last Action Heroes. Today is Bond. James Bond.

Tomorrow is Wiley Wargame Weekend. Get yourself a ticket. A license to roll. Don’t be a Dr. No-show. The great games there will be for your eyes only. If not, you can roll a die another day. Don’t be an Octopussy! Ok I’ll stop.

{movie end credits roll}

Are there more Last Action Heroes out there?
Hmmmmmmm…(wink)